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REVENGE OF THE SITH

Thinking hard about this film is stupid because the people who made it obviously didn’t.

The film is, by any sane metric, a godsforsaken mess, inviting only disdain and contempt.

A sibilant and haunting poem by contributor Sarvesh Ayre.

The film’s title is accurate – it’s the phantom of the monsoon of turd that was to come.

We finish our roundup of the original trilogy.

Senior contributor James Arnold begins his odyssey through the series.

Here’s our take on the fast-approaching ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’.

London is a dump – a beautiful, confusing, eternal and loud dump.

In the spirit of public service, we’ve digested the trailer so you don’t have to.

Undeniably, inevitably, expensively and melodramatically an important British “picture”.

There’s something salvageable beneath the tripe that plagues Saturday evening television.

Our music editor Will Cross begins his countdown of the year’s best releases.

As soon as you leave the airport, it entices you with a combined fragrance of espressos and cigarettes.

It’s not a must-see or a masterpiece, but a better way to spend a couple of hours than pretending to do housework.