REVENGE OF THE SITH

Thinking hard about this film is stupid because the people who made it obviously didn’t.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES

The film is, by any sane metric, a godsforsaken mess, inviting only disdain and contempt.

THE PHANTOM MENACE

The film’s title is accurate – it’s the phantom of the monsoon of turd that was to come.

A NEW HOPE

Senior contributor James Arnold begins his odyssey through the series.

LONDON SPIRIT

London is a dump – a beautiful, confusing, eternal and loud dump.

ARNOLD ON…REALITY TV

There’s something salvageable beneath the tripe that plagues Saturday evening television.

REVIEW: SPECTRE

It’s not a must-see or a masterpiece, but a better way to spend a couple of hours than pretending to do housework.