A dark, witty and furious stream of consciousness from editor Anand Jhaveri.
Author: LUNKHEAD
REVENGE OF THE SITH
Thinking hard about this film is stupid because the people who made it obviously didn’t.
ATTACK OF THE CLONES
The film is, by any sane metric, a godsforsaken mess, inviting only disdain and contempt.
THE PATH TO SANITY
A sibilant and haunting poem by contributor Sarvesh Ayre.
THE PHANTOM MENACE
The film’s title is accurate – it’s the phantom of the monsoon of turd that was to come.
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK AND RETURN OF THE JEDI
We finish our roundup of the original trilogy.
A NEW HOPE
Senior contributor James Arnold begins his odyssey through the series.
STAR WARS: THE PLOT THICKENS
Here’s our take on the fast-approaching ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’.
LONDON SPIRIT
London is a dump – a beautiful, confusing, eternal and loud dump.
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: TRAILER
In the spirit of public service, we’ve digested the trailer so you don’t have to.
MASTERPIECE: DOCTOR ZHIVAGO
Undeniably, inevitably, expensively and melodramatically an important British “picture”.
ARNOLD ON…REALITY TV
There’s something salvageable beneath the tripe that plagues Saturday evening television.
BEST ALBUMS OF 2015: 20-16
Our music editor Will Cross begins his countdown of the year’s best releases.
ROME: PIAZZAS, FOOD AND HISTORY
As soon as you leave the airport, it entices you with a combined fragrance of espressos and cigarettes.
