REVIEW: THE FORCE AWAKENS

Better late than never, eh? Here’s what a handful of LUNKHEAD writers thought of the biggest film of 2015.

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Thinking hard about this film is stupid because the people who made it obviously didn’t.

ATTACK OF THE CLONES

The film is, by any sane metric, a godsforsaken mess, inviting only disdain and contempt.

THE PHANTOM MENACE

The film’s title is accurate – it’s the phantom of the monsoon of turd that was to come.